I've something quite interesting...It's funny but in fact it is true....
Newton In Romantic Mood:
Newton In Romantic Mood:
Universal Law Of Love:
"Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer >FromOne Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money."
First Law Of Love:
"A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A GirlIn Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or UnlessAny External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play AndBreak The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
"The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy IsDirectly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy AndThe Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of TheBank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
"The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And OppositeTo The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
"Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer >FromOne Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money."
First Law Of Love:
"A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A GirlIn Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or UnlessAny External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play AndBreak The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
"The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy IsDirectly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy AndThe Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of TheBank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
"The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And OppositeTo The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
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